March 2010
47 posts
“If you ain’t what you wear, you better dress the part you want. A few...”
– Gossip Girl
S, what do you know about Columbia?
B: So I finally told my Mom about NYU.
S: B, I'm very proud of you for telling your mother the truth.
B: Why? What good does that truth ever do? My mother can't help me make friends?!
Columbia Girls: Excuse me, ain't you Blair Waldorf?
B: Yes.
Columbia Girls: Sorry to bother you but we're freshmen at Columbia and well... We thought you were dead! We haven't read about you on Gossip Girl in FOREVER!
B: What? You read Gossip Girl?
Columbia Girls: Of course, everyone at Columbia does.
B: Wow. I love your Louboutins but the bow goes on the right.
Columbia Girls: Aww. Thank you. Bye...
B: S, what do you know about Columbia?
That's because you haven't found the right place...
Eleanor: I would rather lose the deal than lose myself. Never hide who you are, you remember that?
B: Everyone in NYU hates me...
Eleanor: What?
B: I have minions of course but they're hardly worthy of the name.
Eleanor: Now... I don't understand then what about all your friends from school?
B: They'll be anyone's friend for the night... I was scared to tell you about NYU because I didn't want you to be disappointed in me. I did everything to try and fit in but I hate it there...
Eleanor: Oh... My girl... One of the things that make Waldorf women special is that we don't fit in everywhere.
B: I don't feel like I fit in anywhere...
Eleanor: That's because you haven't found the right place yet and you will.
“When you love your family, you never want to see them get hurt or disappointed.”
– Blair Waldorf
“You know, this is my second chance and you might not want to change your life...”
– Jenny Humphrey
“Prostitutes are people too and they have a lot of disposable income.”
– Blair Waldorf
“Fashion is about doing the right thing at the right moment.”
– Karl Lagerfeld
“You know, Jenny, the thing about your virginity is you can never get it back....”
– Serena van der Woodsen
“Settlements are for the guilty.”
– Blair Waldorf
“Trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if it’s broken. But, you can still...”
– Lady Gaga ft. Beyonce in Telephone
Alphabeat - Telephone/Bad Romance...
Everyone needs to play games
S: Hey.
B: Oh. Looks like my advice went away with the clog.
S: What're you talking about?
B: The clog... An ugly wooden shoe that tried to make a statement and disappeared just like you resolved to take things slow with Nate. Now that I'm with Chuck, I can see that Nate and I were only perfect on paper. But you and Nate can finally be more than just an affair to remember.
S: Which is why we won't want to wait for it to start.
B: And why you don't want to scare him off. You're the one thing Nate has always wanted and could never have. It's like a diet, after years of starvation, you can't just let him gorge on Sundays! He'll panic and decides he hates ice cream.
S: Except I'm not ice cream and Nate and I don't need to play games.
B: Everyone needs to play games.
“With enough time, we all find what we’re looking for. Even if it was there...”
– Xoxo, Gossip Girl
“The one that is meant for us is going to be the hardest to get, the hardest to...”
“If you’re not happy with the person you’re with, don’t stay with them. You’re...”
“Most often we fall in love with the person we think we love but to only discover...”
“Life belongs to the living, and he who lives must be prepared for changes.”
– Goethe
February 2010
40 posts
